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Rape is good.

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Today I learned that rape is good for you. :dummy:

It's good for your food, it's good for animals, it's good for bees, it's good for biofuels, and it's good for containing radionuclides from nuclear disasters. Although, its pollen can contain allergens and might cause asthma or hay fever.

But other than that, it's pretty healthy and it has many handy uses. :la: It's mainly cultivated for its oil-rich seed and it's the 3rd largest vegetable oil in the world.

What? Did you think I was talking about the sexual crime?
No, you silly! I'm talking about the plant "rape," also known as rapeseed. c:

For all of you that read this first before commenting, y'all get a cookie for paying attention to the description like a considerate person and didn't jump to conclusions right away or overreact. :cookie: As well as having the chance to learn something new and interesting...and a little funny.

And for those of you who didn't read the description first before commenting, let this be a lesson to you! ALWAYS read descriptions first! They're there for a reason! Because when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me!Double Stinkeye

EDIT: Some of you might need to review what black comedy/dark humor is and maybe take a breather from the interwebs. :0u0: 

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spaceboycore's avatar

rapeseed is cool 👍 its so sad that the lil guy we use for oils is sharing a name with a crime